Well, I'm not very entertaining. I steal the entertainment from other people and give them proper rights to make myself look funny.

...I'm not that funny..

T_T;

I love you guys..

julietfoxtrot:

Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!

RULES

  • You do NOT have to follow me
  • Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
    don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)
  • I will ship anywhere world wide
  • Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
  • Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
  • The winner will be picked with a random number generator
theawesomedeviants:

mermaid by `loish

theawesomedeviants:

mermaid by `loish

dignityrefined:

kinda just want to quit

my job, what im doing, what i should be doing, everything.

the car’s right there. I’ve got enough.

I should just pack up and go.

Drive and drive until this feeling goes away.

I don’t know where.

Just…go.

No.. Running away makes it hurt worse. Face it head on even if its painful. It’ll feel better in the end, Hun. If you ever need a pair of ears to listen, I’m here. :)

(Source: anxietycat)

lea-agrons:

sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:

viva-la-veda:

rapunzel-pond:

HOLY SHIT WHEN YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND CLICK REBLOG

HOLY SHIT„„„„

DA FUQ

rain-waltz:

kamala-ophelia:

You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats?


Katharina: Lv.15 Salaryman. Special trait: has psychokinetic powers.

Kamala_Ophelia: Lv.51 Gladiator. Special trait: can fling poop accurately.

My real name is pretty BAMF but… what is with my nick? udhfidfuhg

melissy: Lv.86 Beastmaster. Special trait: can fly.

Sutasei: Lv.5 Majin. Special trait: beautiful.

I can’t tell you how wrong this is… Lemme try my real name. x.x

StacEy: Lv.61 Angel. Special trait: can talk to animals.

Ahhhhh there we go. xD

coonsiebby:

askpinkamena:

omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

motherfuckin thank you

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah memories

(Source: twotruths-go)

rarityscorner-with-darkstar:

OH IT. IS. ON!!


Do it. Be honest. If you wanna love on me or call me names, do it. :3

rarityscorner-with-darkstar:

OH IT. IS. ON!!

Do it. Be honest. If you wanna love on me or call me names, do it. :3

(Source: fro-do)

I’m pregnant. ;D

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Sometimes you just feel like collapsing into yourself.
To hide and disappear from the minds of people you thought cared.
But then you realize, closing your eyes can only do so much..

Sometimes you just feel like collapsing into yourself.

To hide and disappear from the minds of people you thought cared.

But then you realize, closing your eyes can only do so much..

coonsiebby:

sammneiland:

thugdadzee:

good really good a+ couldnt ask for anything better 10000/5 stars

huh.

oh, Hi pretty lady + v+

…The rest were a bunch of porn star pictures.. LOL Go figure. xD

(Source: donde-la-bouf)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

da-heell:

c0en:

puredestruction:

4pology:

skate-high:

OH MY FUCKING GOSH

WTF DID I JUST WATCH…. Tumblr After Dark omfg.

HAHAHAHAHA WTF

omfg holy fuck

whaatt the fuck did i just watch ahhahaah omg

._.

I want to go piss myself thanks.. No sleep for a few days.. ><

coatterryandjames:

Reblog if you’re a role player of any fandom or even if you RP complete OCs.

16 years and counting.. I’m so old.. ;n;

(Source: welcomtomyroleplaydomain)

Good at drawing portraits? Awesome.

Start drawing head on pictures of OCs..

Suck at it..

Practice.

Get better..

Try drawing a portrait again..

Suck at it..

//RAGE